Jeff And Julia, Vicariously Thru Julie: Archive

If You Can't Filet the Tuna, There's Always Meat...

God, what has happened to me?! I have just become so sassy of late. Sometimes I wish I could find my heterosexuality, I swear I left it in that swan-shaped sandbox with that cracked up, sun dried raisin, Angela Ross. Nothing seems to have contributed more than elementary school. Waking up early to be manhandled by the boys during a game of football that lead me to believe I’d be getting...

Jan 8th

Oh bother. Oops, I mean Brothers.

Tomorrow is Steph’s birthday. And three of my follower’s (no, I’m not going to name drop) are like “Yeah, so…?” Well, I just wanted to let you know that we are going to see “Brothers” and probably go out to eat, and if she plays her cards right, she might get some later. Fortunately not with me, and if I was so unfortunate, I think she’d fold...

Dec 6th

No Julia, I'm a Chef I swear. What? Krogers has...

I must admit, I am no cook. I mean, really, of all the things I could be, like a Target worker or something more ambitious like a synchronized swimmer, why would I want to be a cook? So I’ve made a mental note to try to stop pretending to be something I’m not, so the days I played make believe of being a cocky, hot, Jersey Shore guy are no more. Now, I fully recognize myself as a...

Dec 2nd

Sep 20th

Julia Child Would Not Approve

From this post on, I will be uploading special blogs concerning my mission to cook my way through Julia Child’s cookbook. The posts will be random because I will not have the time or motivation to blog everyday, so follow me that way you don’t get left in the dust. This is Jeff’s new blog, besure to check it out!

Aug 21st

Most Expensive Bag of Cheetos →

Tennesse couple got in an verbal altercation and used cheetos as their weapon of choice. I could only imagine their argument… “You’re such a farm boy.” “You’re such a bi- NUM NUM NUM” They both had their hands and mouths covered with the incriminating evidence of the fatal weapon, and posted bond of $2,500. Yuuuum!

Jun 28th

Lmao.

Jun 27th

Are You Cleaner Than A Fifth Grader? →

It is about time we start cleaning up our streets, and there’s no better place to start than the personal hygiene of the people actually doing the cleaning.

Jun 19th

Student Denied Diploma for Blowing Kiss to Mom →

This is so ridiculous that he was denied his diploma. But then again, its really hard to be a senior and follow the rules by not doing anything stupid, its not like their freshmen in college.

Jun 18th

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