Tomorrow is Steph’s birthday. And three of my follower’s (no, I’m not going to name drop) are like “Yeah, so…?” Well, I just wanted to let you know that we are going to see “Brothers” and probably go out to eat, and if she plays her cards right, she might get some later. Fortunately not with me, and if I was so unfortunate, I think she’d fold with a pair of aces anyways. I am ready to be caught up on everything new with her. Her family, friends, school, work and will bring a stop watch in case her stories exceed a minute. Time is money, Steph. And not everyone has it.
I, on the other hand, have several stories to talk about, because let’s face it, this is me time. This is my time to rant and complain to an “automatically assigned to whomever is talking” neutral third party. I expect no rebuttal, no radical ideas or opinons. First create it, and save it. I will only accept thoughts and actions that actively support the principle idea I have said, and will only accept other ones that act as secondary support, which will already be mentioned while I am telling the story. So what I need you to do is to look cute. I already have established your one word responses, and when necessary, “Yeah, I completely agree.” Its time for everyone to learn their lines, and know their roles.
